Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Women's rights

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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the WNBA

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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This is a joke

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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