Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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