- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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