- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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