Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Your mom is so fat...

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Today is May 18 2016.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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