What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Anti Joke

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