- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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