- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

i like pie.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

How did the girl die? 25.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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