Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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colby doesnt shave

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Woman Rights

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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