- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Trump

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

what do you call gingers ugly.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

YES! EXACTLY!

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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