When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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thermodynamics?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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