Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why did the book disappear?

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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