There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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