What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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The WNBA.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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