what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Women Driving.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Penis.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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