Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Keep up the fun Nero!

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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