why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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mc hammers income.

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Romans rights.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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