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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today is May 18 2016.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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