Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Anti Joke

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