- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

What time is it? Refrigerator

Ron Paul for President!

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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