Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Type 2 diabetics

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Mike tyson

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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womens rights

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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colby doesnt shave

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Neither does he.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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