- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Woman's rights.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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