What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Top Gear USA

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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