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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Badgers are cool

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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