What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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