What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Knock Knock! Come in.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What number comes after 29? 30.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

BenWuzHear

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Badgers are cool

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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