- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

We are lawyers

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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