What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Mrs. Welsh

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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I hate blackniggers

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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hit the thumbs down button

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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