- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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