An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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