Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Mitt Romney penis

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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