Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Shut the cork up!

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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