Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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This sentence is false.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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women's rights.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Take off your shoes.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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