What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Barack Obama

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

hi corey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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