i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

neil patrick harris

Sarah Palin

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Patriarchy.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Nippies

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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