roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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GONNA

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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heads up!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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