One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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