If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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