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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Life is an elephant, get married.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

I had my period 3 days ago.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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