"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

melon

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Jersey Shore

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Gangnam style

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Women's rights

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

NASCAR

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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