- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Keep up the fun Nero!

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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