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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Life is an elephant, get married.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Billy Cundiff.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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