- Anti Joke

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.