Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Jersey Shore

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Woman's rights.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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