What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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