- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

You are Nerochan right?

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

How old are you? 20

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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