Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Your mama's so fat.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why does life suck? Because it does

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Two english guys meet at work

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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