- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Woman's Rights

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Knock Knock! Come in!

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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