What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Womens Rights.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Butt Sex.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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