Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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you will now laugh.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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