Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Your mama's so fat.

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NASCAR

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Your mom.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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