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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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