when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

School

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Your Mom.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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