What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What's the difference between a duck

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Men, get on the boat.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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knock knock go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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