- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

Once upon a cross

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Mike tyson

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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