boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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