What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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knock knock ... no one was in

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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i'm funny

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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