- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

This is a joke setup.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Cleveland winning something

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

whats purple and savage? Barney!

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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