Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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The BCS

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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