- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Pinus Testicles

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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