- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Pinus Testicles

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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