What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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crap!!

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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