Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

I pooped.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Thumbs this down

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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