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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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