what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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