- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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