How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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