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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Womens rights

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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