- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

learn the ropes?

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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