I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

So a seal walks into a club..

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

vaginas

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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