yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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oh hai

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Womens Rights.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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