- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

A homosexual walks into a church

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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