What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Hello Braydon

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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WHAT????

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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