What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

A guy trips a blind man.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Once upon a cross

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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