Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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