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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

do you want to hear a joke?

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo