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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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This is a joke setup.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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