What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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I pooped.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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I ponder

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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