- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

ME NAME IS JEFF

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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