hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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