- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

my shift key is broken1

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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