Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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my shift key is broken1

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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