Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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A women's opinion.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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