What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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whats long and green? weed

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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