What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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