what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What is a chair?

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

The BCS

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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