What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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