Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

You are Nerochan right?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Flop dog

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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