- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

The Barackness Monster

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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