A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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No, Trinidad.

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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