A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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A midget walks under a bar

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Once upon a cross

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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