- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Yo mamas so fat.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

This is not an anti joke.

knock knock how there me ok come in

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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