Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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This sentence is false.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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