- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

-_- i like trains ... -_-

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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