Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

A whale's vagina

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Tim and Eric

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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