How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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