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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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