Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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