Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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