- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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