A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Jaden McMichael

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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BenWuzHear

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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