- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

I never asked for this.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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