the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Anti Joke

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