The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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