- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Shut the cork up!

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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