What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

The Barackness Monster

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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