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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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