- Anti Joke

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.