Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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I can't see my forehead

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Type 2 diabetics

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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