- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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