- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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